Hear me now, o thou bleak and unbearable world:
Thou art base and debauched as can be.
And a knight, with his banner all bravely unfurled
Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee!
I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha
Destroyer of evil, am I!
I will march to the sound of the trumpets of glory
Forever to conquer or die.
Hear me, heathens and wizards and serpents of sin:
All your dastardly doings are past
For a holy endeavor is now to begin
And virtue shall triumph at last!